A fork of Rural Dictionary
November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck
National Fucking Day Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!” Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck
"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!" "Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something
National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs
On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day
Example: Boy: hey wanna fuck? Girl: ew no, u ugly mf Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder Girl: why? Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!
a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry! Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko