A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of being able to quickly remember something.
“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
USE YOUR BRAIN YOU FUCKING CACA BEAN. OR JUST PAY ATTENTION
"Why're they calling me ugly?"
Use your fucking head
When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude
Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit
When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.
I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.
A term used when your are dealing with incompetent people.
Also when you get a kill or block in volleyball
Julie said “on your dummy head” when she got a kill and won the game.
Don't overthink it. Don't be petty.
If someone has been nagging you about the same thing over and over like...
"You already have 6 different types of flour, why don't you use the ones you have before buying another one?"
Short answer, "Don't wreck your head over it".
Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.
“You really need to screw your head on.”