A fork of Rural Dictionary
21st may National offend someone day
Hey John, did you know it’s national offend someone day?
a person who deliberately takes something out of context for the purpose of being offended, often shaming the source or demanding an apology.
source of origin: boomer facebook
pam: helen is the worst.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.
Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
Somebody who is shrexually touching your "Swamp" without your conshreknt
"OH MY GOD HE IS TOUCHING BILLY WILLY'S WILLY! HES A SHREX OFFENDER
When something is easy to access but it isnt accessible to you.
A gaming pc is offendable to me.
Someone who's a d**k to everyone around him 24/7.
Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.
When you reencouter a one night stand and it happens all over again
Aquirrijg minds want to know out of all your one night stands have you ever had repeat offender