A fork of Rural Dictionary
Committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.
High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??
High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.
*Next Day*
Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.
Person A: Pothead regrets man.
when u crave a block of cheese so much and you eat some and then feel immense regret afterwards. even though you know you’ll regret the cheese, you will eat it again.
“i just experienced cheese regret”
When you resent and regret meeting a coworker.
I have a regretment about showing him how to do his job.
When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.
The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.
Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
The point of no return. Casually idling through life. Seamlessly not giving a shit
Honey.. Can you pass the liquid regret?
The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many
Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret