A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cool girl she is bussin her fav cousin is sara
Suzie Gonzalez is cool
This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
Suzy compulsive lying to save self, not anywhere close to faithful, always does what mommy says, do get caught up in legs....not worth the effort or time
Long legs can b deceiving, a lying tounge just being Suzy.
Someone that loves Biking but uses a stunt double
A Suzy will learn to ride one day
A female that holds down a man that is locked up. She sends commissary and letters with pictures intact.
Inmate #1: you got my 3 cigs you owe me
Inmate #2: i'm waiting this letter from my suzy, i'll let you hold down a picture when she sends it.