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Skeeter eater

A slutty individual who consumes profuse amounts of semen...

Man, did you meet that chick at the party the other night? She went home with the whole crew, turned out to be a skeeter eater!

by Davidnumber7 September 25, 2023

skeeter bridges

when an all black guy has no butt...even though it should come naturally.

Andrew Cummins is a black guy whose granny calls him skeeter bridges.

by Virgina Simmons. October 07, 2008

Skeeter-tot

The word is derived from skeet, to nut, and toddler. It refers to a younger girl that is hot, usually bordering on the legal limit. She is too young to be caught with by your friends for fear of ridicule, but maybe not so young that it is illegal to rail.

When I go home from college this summer, I may have to try to slam some skeeter-tots because the pick'ens will be slim.

by Straight A's Maze June 29, 2011

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 05, 2019

cheese skeeter

A derogatory term that refers to people who are sexually attracted to cheese and like show it in public settings.

Oh look there’s that god damn cheese skeeter

by Zwazee April 25, 2023

A Skeeter

A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !

Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.

by Lisa7752 June 25, 2010

skeeter juice

a fancy man calogne

thank you so much for my skeeter juice, i will smell so good now

"they only want you for your skeeter juice"

by dokterstrangecape February 11, 2021