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Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.

1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner. 2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.

by adamfaulk November 29, 2017

Bung Hole Swirly

The topping of an asshole with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle, followed by the enthusiastic swirling of the tongue around the asshole eating every last drop and leaving the recipient fully satisfied.

My man came over and gave me the best bung hole swirly of my life!

by Trixie9 February 20, 2021

Salty Swirly

when someone ejaculates in the toilet and the other person sticks their head in and consumes the cum putting them in a salty suprise trance while the person is getting the swirly they are getting fucked.

Joe Schum gave out a Salty Swirly to all the boys and they said it was real tasty.

by Fucklittlegirls 69 April 16, 2024

Skibidi Swirly

When you're trying to give a stupid ahh nerdy person a swirly but then you are caught off guard and realize that the toilet is an ultra mega godly skibidi toilet. Then you put their head into the skibidi's mouth and give them a little spinny in the skibidi mouth. The toilet is so caught off guard by this that it calls for help from Squid Game player 001 from season 1, 오일남. player 001, uses his tumor to throw at you and the stupid ahh nerd that you intended on giving a swirly to. He knocks you out and puts you in the Squid Games. Since you know all of the games and have previously played and won the 45.6 billion won, all you want to do is save all of the players from the same fate as your late brother sang-woo. You fail to realize that the new player assigned the number 001 is the front man you have been attempting to arouse and investigate. In the end you and your new team of players, including the front man, steal the guards guns and start to rebel. You think that you might stand a chance but then you run out of ammo and player 001 shows his true colors and kills your best friend. And you're all like "NOOOOO." so then you kiss his dead body and he turns into a frog and he is alive. And then he says "You must travel to the highest mountain and the deepest valley to find 3 keys, with these keys you can help me turn back into a human." and youre all like "ok" so then you set off on your journey. To be continued..

Fred-Im gonna give you a Skibidi Swirly!!! John-NO WAY JOSE!!!! Fred-Yes way bae John- Im actually player 456 from Squid Game so im gonna booty you in the butt! Fred-BET!!! John-Jk that was a test to see if you're gay and you failed!! Fred- :(

by plurgfish January 02, 2025

Skibidi Swirly

When you're trying to give a stupid ahh nerdy person a swirly but then you are caught off guard and realize that the toilet is an ultra mega godly skibidi toilet. Then you put their head into the skibidi's mouth and give them a little spinny in the skibidi mouth. The toilet is so caught off guard by this that it calls for help from Squid Game player 001 from season 1, Oh Il-nam (오일남 O Il-nam). player 001 then uses his tumor to throw at you and the stupid ahh nerd that you intended on giving a swirly to. He knocks you out and puts you in the Squid Games. Since you know all of the games and have previously played and won the 45.6 billion won, all you want to do is save all of the players from the same fate as your late brother sang-woo. You fail to realize that the new player assigned the number 001 is the front man you have been attempting to arouse and investigate. In the end you and your new team of players, including the front man, steal the guards guns and start to rebel. You think that you might stand a chance but then you run out of ammo and player 001 shows his true colors and kills your best friend. And you're all like "NOOOOO." so then you kiss his dead body and he turns into a frog and he is alive. And then he says "You must travel to the highest mountain and the deepest valley to find 3 keys, with these keys you can help me turn back into a human." and youre all like "ok" then you set off on your journey. To be continued...

I want a Skibidi Swirly pls

by plurgfish January 02, 2025

Swiss Swirly

When you put your d*ck in a girls throat and she spins in a circle like a dreidel.

"Yo why were you in the bathroom for so long?" "Sorry dude this girl was giving me a wicked bomb swiss swirly!"

by Dommy! November 01, 2023

Shawshank Swirly

The action of drowning someone in a prison toilet.

Two prison inmates in the bathroom get into a heated fight where they fight to the death, the one inmate gives the other a Shawshank Swirly.

by DR3AD KN1GHT April 02, 2013