A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone sends you a FaceTime request while in the bathroom and shows you their their porcelain masterpiece first-hand.
"Christian modern-day-dutch-ovened me last night and by the looks of it, he had corn for dinner."
v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.
Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!
When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.
The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.
Chris just left for rehab because of his Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome
When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*
to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.
Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.
To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.
Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!