A fork of Rural Dictionary
the human embodiment of the word “dumbass”.
person 1: who’s jordyn?
person 2: that one dumbass with the sports shrine and the led zeppelin shirt
The Best person ever, they love dogs and like soccer, loves dancing, has some anger issues but is really nice, hates cleaning their room and likes video games
Guy 1: is that Jordyn?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: shes cute
jordyn is the best person ever. you've prob been friends w her since u were 5 or a year ago shes rlly sweet and kind but isn’t afraid to speak up.shes rlly athletic and wouldn’t miss her sport for anything. shes rlly pretty but doesn’t see it.shes also very preppy.she has a lot of lululemon and is obsessed with it.shes super funny and has the beat personality ever. u facetime her 24/7 and is with her a lot. she knows ur whole family and ur mom loves her sm. shes prob the best thing thats ever happened to u.
that girl looks rlly preppy,i bet it’s jordyn