A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hot people that drink rakiya, yell slurs after a fly comes buzzing inside the window. They also listen to chalga (not always), eat shopska salad for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And finally, their voice is three times louder than anything else you've heard before. But us Bulgarians also like complaining a lot.
Abe da mu eba maika mu deeba na taq muha sq she mi shumi 20 minuti da mu eba.-casual Bulgarian swear language.
The worst people on the planet. They also can't throw grenades to save their lives.
Hey, are you Bulgarian? Cuz I really fucking hate you.
Every person that backstabs is Bulgarian
Watch your back, they are Bulgarians
The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.
"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"
Masturbating from behind, through one's right or left leg with the hand facing palm upwards
I'm starting to get bored of plain old wanking so I thought I'd try out the Bulgarian Backhand to switch things up
when you twist someones nipples and then carry them away in a wheelbarrow filled with grapefruit juice to bulgaria.
I was at the pub with a friend the other night and we gave some chick a bulgarian juicecart. She never seen it coming