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Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit". It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.

"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck" "I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck" "I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"

When you pull out a fish from your crotch-al area or region. Also, when stuff is just "happening".

"Yo dawg, I'm totally hatching with this chick right now!"

When your life is getting better while everything burns around you

I lost my girl, my job, and my dog. I thought my life was over, but I was just hatching, turns out my life is great now!

When a girl is on her period

I can't have sex with you this week, I'm hatching. I don't feel like coming to the beach, I'm hatching. Why are you so cranky? .." I'm hatching"

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.

This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.

Lost "nuked the hatch" - "sunk the island" TV terms to describe a moment when something that was once great has reached a point where the finale changed how you viewed the show. The origin of this phrase comes from a Lost episode where the cast of Lost nuked the hatch and sunk the island and ended the show in purgatory. Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show... May 23rd, 2010

Lost nuked the hatch when it sunk the island and ended the show in purgatory.

What happens to your anus after years of anal sex.

I'm 40 and now I've got santorum dripping out of my karney-hatch.