A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jigger is a sweet sensitive but super hot guy. He is tall and quiet but he can speak with his eyes and has a really gross yet charming sense of humor. Itโs hard to get to know them but when a Jigger loves you he loves hard and passionately. He is caring towards everyone in his life and cries when the people he loves are hurt. Jigger is also a freak in the bed and a really good kisser. He is good with his hands and also can make you feel safe. Donโt let jigger go.
Damn did you get with Jigger? He is smokin hot.
Jigger is a sweet sensitive but super hot guy. He is tall and quiet but he can speak with his eyes and has a really gross yet charming sense of humor. Itโs hard to get to know them but when a Jigger loves you he loves hard and passionately. He is caring towards everyone in his life and cries when the people he loves are hurt. Jigger is also a freak in the bed and a really good kisser. He is good with his hands and also can make you feel safe. Donโt let jigger go.
Damn did you get with Jigger? He is smokin hot.
A sturdy gal, thick jiggly belly that is better than jello.
If you are a Jigger, you must have the following:
You go outside for every month that the Middle East is at peace.
Your most likely white, but you can be of ALL ethnicities too.
You look like Shrek from "The Original Shrek Test from 1995" (0:25)
You have glasses, and is smart, but not only smart, you have to shove it down people's throats.
You have a maximum of 2-5 friends, and a minimum... there is none.
You NEVER curse, get no hoes, have 5,000 pebbles, NOT impoverished, NOT struggling, SENSITIVE.
And remember, you can leave the Jiggerland, but it will ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ leave you, but I pray for you.
"Bro, you know Arthur, the nigga with the Khakis, bro is definitely a Jigger, slay, rizzler, amogus sussy baka, fanum tax skbidi toilet LMAO!" - Arthur (White boy with DC shoes)
"๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐." - Sarah
When something is not fit for purpose and you have to tell a senior manager.
It's not fit for purpose and I'm going to tell the management how Jiggers it really is