A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term for some one who is compleatly and utterly useless. It can also be used to describe a very bad tasting lolly pop.
Your about as useful as a cock flavored lolly pop.
When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.
I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.
A messed up twist between a mung fest and a sock lolly pop. In which a mung fest is preformed to a dead person in order to have the rectum cannoned out to be then sucked on to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center
"Man those dudes are so messed up for getting off to that mung sock lolly pop that was done with that grandma last weekend" said Follett
"It wasnt that bad actually" said Shawn D
An australian carmel popcorn treat that sounds like something dirty.
"Yeah she gave me a lolly gobble bliss bombs."
A peeled cucumber that has been in the fridge until chilled through.
We were that poor in our family that my Gran used to give us an cucumber from out of the fridge and tell us in her thick Dublin accent "Here you go son, eat your Irish ice lolly"
a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)
"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.
Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.
Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.
Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.
Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.
Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.
Mean lolly turns nice: i love you
Nice lolly: i love you too.
Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :
; origin Spain. a person who loves more than life its self , in a childs eye , true , honest and real. Loyal and kind. As a a lolly pop or special candy is enjoyed with nothing else in or on mind then just that. Innocent and true LOVE.
When Im at Disneyland , im taken to a place I know and very comfortable knowing the lolly lover part of me is everything Ive ever wanted. Im used to no and now.