A fork of Rural Dictionary
The funniest and coolest person and can’t get scared easily and has never cried at a dog dying in a movie.
“My new style is ‘ A Madeline S’ , I think I will look really badass!!”
Madeline is an amazing girl. She has brown eyes and brown hair. Once she loves you she'll love you and never let you down. She's the most beautiful girl in the world and should realise it more. I love you Madeline.
girl one: omg who's that?
girl two: that's Madeline and she's super cool
Not only is Madeline a great friend, but she is extremely supportive. She tends to be quiet when you first meet her, but once she opens up to you, she is super funny. Madeline does not hold back; if you’re mean to her or any of her close friends, she will fuck you up. She is very good at hiding her feelings and emotion, except for when she’s drunk. After she drinks a lot, she becomes a completely different person. She gets wet easily, and is down to fuck. However, she has a pattern of only accepting big-dicked men, so don’t try and hit her up if your penis is shorter than 7 inches! In bed, she will completely blow your mind. She won’t hesitate to fuck the living shit out of you, and she isn’t afraid to get kinky. Madeline isn’t into vanilla sex, so stay away from that. If the sex is bad, she will quickly get up right when you’re about to finish and leave without warning, so be sure to please her! There are many ways you can successfully do this, such as:
1. Let her top you. I know being a bottom isn’t very masculine, but I promise you, many men enjoy this and it’s more common than you think.
2. Don’t be afraid to use toys in bed! Madeline absolutely ADORES toys, especially the rose vibrator. Buy her at least 23 of them, no less.
3. Do doggy-style!! Madeline absolutely LOVES this, although she is afraid to admit it.
4. Role play a little. I know, it sounds silly, but she will love it. Let her take control. She will dominate you so well.
“Goddamn, I just finished a round with Madeline, and I couldn’t keep up. She is quite a beast in bed!”
Madeline is a very nice person when you get to know her but shy when you don't know her. Madeline will always stick up for her friends. Madeline is a follower. She tries hard around people because she feels that no one actually likes her. Madeline is a hopeless romantic who wants to find love but feels like she never will. If you get to know Madeline you would never want to leave her side.
Hey Madeline, do you want to go on a date?
That one prick ass bitch who bullied us all in kindergarten, and was most likely in some generic ass sport like gymnastics, for God knows how long.
"Madeline was the one who stole his animal crackers. Not me!".
"Lying scank. I'll have you know that I'm a black belt in karate, was in gymnastics for 7,194 years, AND won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1957".