Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Comber Ontario

In comber if your not riding your tractor or lawn mower to the beer store, then your with the CSH girls ;) This is such a hick town it's not even right. These kids can party though, behind the public school. LOL

"Don't you wish you lived in Comber Ontario, with those 3 CSH girls, and you could always ride your tractor around town?"

Yeah man, that'd be awesome. Get my dick stroked for $6

by NYVESOLOL May 13, 2012

West Elgin, Ontario

West Elgin ontario:, Population of under 1000 people, and west lorne is the crime capital! I mean, In rodney, someone
decided to murder someone brutally with chainsaw blades! We are known for our heroin needles all along the gas station! Try to count em! You’ll loose count, or skate park is litterally a dump truck that took a shit! The population being around 500 of west lorne, one of the small towns in west elgin, and it’s possibly the worst, you have eds gas station, who just sits there doing blow all day! You got 250 of the population being tweakers!, and also! You can walk down the street and have people offer you jib, crack, blow, or even lemon kush! We’re known for our naturally good outdoor marijuana, there’s even a small crip blood gang that goes down! , or the fact a ball of meth the size of my head gets sold in a night! By the local meth pushers of course, but stay away from these people, any of the greasy garage, definetly munch (unless you like laptops) jmag, matty chase, and multiple others, don’t try west elgin like they don’t run shit, y’all got 9mm, we got 762s(and needle wielding methheads)

Man West Elgin, Ontario. Don’t stop there for gas.

by Roaster69 August 18, 2020

Minden Hills, Ontario

A small town in Ontario, known best for it’s drug addicts and homophobia. A quiet town with a low population and nothing to do, you can usually find teenagers high and crying in the foodland parking lot

Overall not a great place

my family is moving to Minden Hills, Ontario”

“Good luck. I hear that place is a cesspool

by junkfears January 23, 2022

Ontario

The Florida of Canada.

Originally land stolen from the Anishinaabeg, Iroquois, and Inuit peoples of North America, Ontario is now notorious for being overly expensive, dangerous, and exclusive towards its inhabitants.

Racism, classism, never-ending construction work and high death rates are insanely high.

Person 1: "We're heading over to Ontario, eh?"
Person 2: "Fuck."

by PazWasHere June 07, 2023

ontario,ca

Were Mfs Trun Snakes For Anything nd Hit Stains Meaning Steals from Anywhere or any who.💯✔

Why Are you so Ontario,Ca Tommy.

by Gt Nation February 04, 2016