A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sergio is a man that is very handsome and bright he will always be by your side no matter what he has a big fat dick he is also great at everything he does.
Better hide your girl here comes Sergio
-Nick name that could be used on a male/ an animal for defining someone funny for being himself or for the nices vibes that the sobject gives.
-Name that can be used if you don't know someone name as replacement.
-You're a Sergio.
-*U look an hedgehog*
*the hedgehog look a u back*
(you call him SERGIO)
Sergio is a fucking bitch no one likes him he is ugly and emo asf he tried to kill himself before bro is sick in the head and he is an L bf
Who is that guy who wears the same clothes everyday? Sergio.
A tall, cursed, clumsy person. Sergios consider themselves happy-go-lucky, but make no mistake– they will still scream if you kidnap them. He holds an inexplicable hatred for beavers and while he may appear intelligent, he is quite dumb. He may also pretend to be your friend, as he secretly plots your murder with his trusty rebar. Despite these shortcomings, he will manage your office.
That weirdo? His name has to be Sergio.
Sergio is sometimes honest but most of the time a bitch he is not good at any video games and most of the time he’s to busy on TikTok trying to looks max.
Boy 1: Sergio smells like ass today
Boy 2: I know I wonder if he is using fart spray instead of cologne
Boy 1: 🤣 Your right theres no way someone stinks that bad
Sergio a very handsome man has a big dick gets all the girls always there for you if you ever need him and loyal asf
Sergio a very handsome man has a big dick gets all the girls always there for you if you ever need him and loyal asf