A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your jizz gets caught between your dick and your ballsack
I had to wash that scrotum silk out
Used in the 1800s to describe something being silky/smooth. It is often used nowadays to describe something being suspicious.
John - "Did you lie to her?"
Mary - "No..."
John - "*scoffs* Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk..."
Pole dancing with a rope.
I love aerial silk dancing! It’s like watching pole dancinnfor free!
The act of masturbating while pretending your penis is Spider Man's wrist and that your jizz is spider webbing.
Mary Jane dumps Peter for not being able to contain the urge to spin silk in her hair while she's sleeping at night.
the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
A silk web is when during sex the guy lasts very shortly and cums all over on the girls body and the girl is stuck on the bed or wherever you have sex on. Over 10,000 women died from drowning or suffocating caused by being stuck in the Silk Web of their significant other.
I got stuck in a Silk Web last night, I had to eat his cum.