A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "pocket avalanche" is an event that occurs when you have something in your pockets, and they somehow slip out all at once due to a physical activity such as bending down to pick something up.
Looks like Bob is having a pocket Avalanche over there with his pens!
The act of putting a slipnslide on a staircase and pushing an overweight woman down them after sex.
Cletus gave Tanqueray an Alachua avalanche the other night, she broke her arm falling through the floorboards of the farmhouse
Avalanche or avalanching; When a man ejaculates in a women’s mouth, she swallows, then proceeds to throw up the semen into the man’s mouth.
Similar to snowballing, but instead of the women immediately spitting the semen into the man’s mouth; avalanche is when she swallows it and then throws up the semen into the man’s mouth.
Jim: hey, did you see that the avalanche won their game?
Owen: i know! they took their stanley cup home!
A man cums in a woman either you or someone else if she’s a thot. Do 69 and the cum runs out of her gapping pussy down onto your face or mouth.
This bitch is going to avalanche her man when she gets home that nasty DOT probably won’t even shower when she fucks him. He’s probably a cuckhold anyways
A sexual act of putting coffee creamer in one's own rectum for later use in coffee, or to be enjoyed directly by a partner. *Also helps with constipation.
I was feeling freaky this morning so I hit an Avalanche.