A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with
I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet
A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you
Brr skibidi Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet yes yes
im so sorry for writing that
you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish
i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet
When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole
I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.