Country Dictionary

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amazonian muffler

When two vigorous women are frantically siscoring this action results in aeronautical exploration and finally, climaxing sexual transcendence.

Lynda and i did the amazonian muffler yesterday and the climax was so orgasmic

by amazons March 10, 2015

South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

by Dizzy Deryn February 01, 2024

See Muffler

Suffering the indignity of having your ass kicked and then being stuffed under your own car. Typically done by one's own friends as a result of their cockiness, selfishness and/or rudeness. Once stuffed, the stuffee understands it was deserved and no retribution is allowed.

It was a total dick move showing up to your littles sister's birthday drunk. I've been a real asshole lately. I really need to see muffler.

by William Dawes Ghost January 29, 2025

Grumpy Muffler

The act of defecating into one's Air Duct or AC System, causing a foul shit-like smell within the entire facility.

My Boss fired me and I got back at his Bitch Ass by giving the office a "Grumpy Muffler", that'll teach them!!

by Ass-lickin-lova December 12, 2023

muffler lungs

Being able to inhale a large quanity of smoke (pipe, blunt, joint,or a bong) then swallows the smoke without chocking or coughing on the smoke

Person 1:Hit this shit bruh.

Person 2: (Inhales alot of weed)(Swallows and doesnt choke)
Person 1: Damn bro you have muffler lungs!!!

by ChiefDub November 25, 2015

muffler lungs

When you take humongous hits out of a bong, pipe, blunt, or joint and swallow it without choking or coughing !

Sam : *Takes a bong rip , milks it then swallows it*
Isaiah: Damn bro you got muffler lungs !!

by ChiefDub November 26, 2015

bone muffler

Vag, pussy, vagina (a penis warmer/holder)

That babe’s got a bone muffler that just won’t quit

by sleazmeister December 18, 2023