A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Teenage boy that has unexplainable sticky white stuff coming out of his body
I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time
Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time
hey did you see the spider-man pop 1223
yea that's fuckin awesome
One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.
Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?
A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge
1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?
When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man
Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.