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Travelling at speeds faster than light (usually in space), many sci-fi movies have warp-capable spaceships, all of which require some sort of warp core (which, as the name suggests, enables the object to travel at warp speeds).
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Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure. There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over. Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over. Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon. Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already. Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
A disease only university girls can get
This girl I banged named Sarah had gentle warps
A warp in the very fabric of the space-time continuum caused by the power of the pussy.
I can’t believe it’s already 4 o’clock. I been in a pussy warp.