Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 03, 2020

warning

something used to warn people about something that is happening or will happen
when used on the internet, it has an unintended side effect of casting an shield that will block every negative comment about it, because you have been warned

well heck, i cant get mad at (person) becuse he put up an warning

by someone else thats not u April 08, 2021

warning

something used to warn people about something that is happening or will happen
when used on the internet, it has an unintended side effect of casting an shield that will block every negative comment about it, because you have been warned

warning

by someone else thats not u April 08, 2021

warning

a warning on a commercial so dumbasses don't try it

person: *watches commercial* oooo i should try that some time
commercial: (warning) professional drivers on an enclosed course
person: dammit

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020

Warning

A thing that warns you about something. Usually a sign or in some sort of speech, but can be other things too.

WARNING: Do you want to go on.
Player 1:OF COURSE!
Person 2:Yeah..

by Blah. It's a person June 10, 2020

hurricane warning

Hurricane warnings and watches are alerts issued by national weather forecasting bodies to coastal areas threatened by the imminent approach of a tropical cyclone of a tropical storm or hurricane intensity.

Since the hurricane season starts on the 1st of June and ends on the 30th of November shouldn't we be listening for a hurricane warning?

by Benjamin Newell March 04, 2021

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by December 23, 2022