A fork of Rural Dictionary
Zak is one of the funniest guys you will meet, he is normally very short and pale has brown or ginger hair he may feel intimidated by taller people and has one friend he is always competing with, Zaks normally hang out with smaller groups he is normally very creative and likes to draw things to make his friends laugh but sometimes zak needs help as he often feels that he isn't liked. Zak normally has enemies with certain people such as "Wendys" "Jessies" "Harrys" "Davids" "Daniels" "Olivers". Zak is also somewhat sporty and hates jokes, he often likes to be alone sometimes as it makes him feel better
If this sounds like your Zak your lucky, and make the most of him
Oh hello "Zakary" how are you today?
"Zakary" what are you doing!
Oh that belongs to "Zakary"
Zak is a boy who is afraid to show his emotions, he never opens up and keeps his life private. If you're his girlfriend, youre super lucky because Zak is scary and quiet to everyone but you. To his girlfriend, zak shows his vulnerabke side and also lets her baby him. he has dark, beautiful curly hair and quiet eyes that you could stare into forever. He's an upstanding guy that keeps his commitments even if he doesnt want to. Zak is honest and has a great sense of humor, he loves to make jokes and laugh with his friends. Zak is handsome, tall, kind, and not much of a yapper. WE LOVE ZAK
Person: Zak's so quiet i bet hes rlly mean!
Me(his girlfriend): Nah he's such a sweetheart you jus dont know him<3
zak(batman) is strong and quiet. He avoids social events except when its necessary for him to make an appearance. Zak(batman) is very lovable when you get to know him but initially it is hard to make it past the walls around his heart. Zak(batman) is tall, has dark and curly hair, and amazing style. All the girls love him and he ignores them all except for that one special girl. Zak(batman) is loyal ane also a genius. Some call him an ordinary civilian but those that know him call him batman. Zak(batman) is a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante and a heavy metal rapping machine.
Ordinary Civilian: woah i havent been robbed in weeks!
Me: Oh thats just zak, doing his duty.
An absolute stud who gets all the chix around.
Zak broke my heart and then my asshole.