A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.
Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.
The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.
Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.
So trash i would take a dump on that logo and it's gonna be so bad even plumbers couldn't fix it
Look at those toilet seats the Montreal Canadians
When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night
An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.
Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.
To insert two penises into your anus
“Give me two dollars and I’ll go Canadian”