A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.
Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.
Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.
A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises
A taco made with 2 teaspoons of cum and a small handful of hair shavings and dandruff
I heard Austin gave them the Tallent Surprise in a taco making competition
A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.
Christian’s dad did not like when he saw he was leaving him a poopie surprise!
When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.