A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's basically a wet willy but with a dry finger!
Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?
What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!
When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.
Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.
Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.
Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
An older woman’s vagina.
You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
Dry Coping is a very nerdy, beta, boring, and uneducated way of coping.
“Dry coping isn’t even a word” -Nick
“Yes it is” -Wet Chad
When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.