A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.
Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!
Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.
Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.
An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.
Damn she was hot, but when I spread her legs I got a surprise bush