Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Drying the Dog

A male masturbation technique where you use open hands either on the top and bottom or each side of the shaft to vigorously more back and forth like how towelling off a dog to dry it after you wash them.

James has been “drying the dog” cause he has stitches in his thumb and can’t grip it with an orthodox grip…

by Ben-JammedyaMum October 16, 2024

Dry Condom Pants

word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear

Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.

by Cat Eyez April 13, 2011

dry fight

Dry fight is what your girlfriend does when she really doesn't have any reason to fight and there is no winner or resolve. Because there was never an issue. She just wanted to fight just to fight.

Man I can't even get my dick hard around this bitch. All she wants to do is dry fight and the shit ain't cool.

by Scrilla Don't Lie May 31, 2019

dry tony

after going for a dump, and finding no toilet paper, one proceeds to ass wipe with a towel.

there was no toilet paper in the long drop, had to do a dry tony

by PettyPineapple April 03, 2018

Dry group chat

A group chat which Emma is not in

“This is a dry group chat
Emma is not here

by quandale dingle jr June 28, 2022

dry player

A none motivated player that does a sport just for the fun of it.
Has nothing better do and sits on the bench for little things.

Micheal doesn't do anything. He's such a dry player.

by Smartlessest November 30, 2017

Political dry zone

A place, often a private business or organization, where it is prohibited to discuss politics or issues related to it, with exceptions for certain social issues and or issues that may affect how that business or organization runs

Evan: Hey, did you hear about the debate last night? I hear it got really intense when the candidates fought over how to address crime and government reform.
Simone: I know, but we can’t talk about that right now because we are in a political dry zone.
Evan: I have never heard of it. What is that?
Simone: It means this restaurant expects the people eating inside it to not discuss politics. If you don’t follow that rule, they will refuse to serve you and kick you out. This type of rule is often done to reduce stress on other people dining here and the restaurant’s employees and to help prevent violence confrontations by eliminating opportunities for intense disagreements to arise.
Evan: Okay then I’ll stop.

by Vanguard 1998 May 30, 2021