A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.
My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.
In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.
Coined by Pat McAfee
Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.
See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40