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East River Skins

Native American Gang

Turns out a racist mascot is okay as long as it is sufficiently gangster. In a desperate ploy to sell more gear, the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington "East River Skins," using the Native American gang's tag as their new logo. "If the Raiders can hype off a bad boy image, so can we!" the team's publicist announced, proudly displaying the new self-administered "NTL" prison tattoo on his knuckles. "Yo chief," he went on to say for no apparent reason.

by Winona Nelson November 11, 2018

Next of skin

How a Rhodie would refer to his Wife.

In case of emergency, call my next of skin

by Metal Munkey April 03, 2022

Braden "the skin" fetter

A ginger male that lives in a alpha male only household. This man is bred to CS:GO and chase 12 year old girls. Usually you can find him smoking the ganja and sucking dick for a gram. It is unknown his origin of his ancestors but they are most likely part of the non circumcised cult of america.

" Have you seen Braden "the skin" fetters mile long forskin?
"Yes, its obvious its like 50 feet long"

by Twonumber9s February 08, 2021

skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit February 27, 2016

smooth skin mcgee

a sexist

smooth skin mcgee is evil

by Li´l child March 08, 2019

Skin Of The Day

The Ultima Knight Main

person 1: you know skin of the day?

person 2: yeah he’s the ultima knight main

by SpiderApples41 September 06, 2021

catching skins

Having sex with a woman from a different race

I was catching skins with all the latinas when I went to Mexico

by Shownaa September 25, 2017