A fork of Rural Dictionary
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
A Monkey piece is a term used in Fortnite when one full boxes, Or piece controls and opposing player.
oh em gee, I just full pieced them
Yeah that was a sick Monkey Piece
something you say when u see a fine looking girl
damn! do u see that girl over there!?
Who? That F.A.D. Piece?!
yeah! she really fine!
A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy
“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”
A short girl that is usually a furry secretly she only like tennis boys and hangs out with a sad bitch ass replica of her
Oh Reese pieces
Cranial tranquility dat comes from either "having a girl in every port" or knowing dat you possess "holstered insurance".
Madea claimed dat --- by her being able to "get her Glock" at any time dat she felt da need for it --- she gained piece of mind regarding "da getters gettin' her"; judging by her perpetually-tense-'n'-temperish emotional state, however, I seriously wonder if said easy access to powerful weaponry actually had much if any calming effect on her.
Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.
Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.