A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking a crap with a turd so long it comes out of the water and lays on the side of the bowl.
I took a shit so big I dry docked that turd.
A dry knight is like a white knight. He does everything in his will to get the girl and still ends up dry.
Is that guy still fighting to get that girl? Damn he dry knight
The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.
Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.
Y: babe stop. It hurts
M: I might have dry-rotted your asshole, my bad.
A non-alcoholic drink made by mixing every drink in a fast food restaurant soda machine into one cup, this creating a confusing taste, as moonshine has
Stacey: Can you get me a drink?
Jim: Yeah what u want.
Stacey: A moonshine dry plz
A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.
dry ice (noun) (adj) (pronoun) (verb) a situation or a person that needs to be repair correctly but like a fridge that needs to replaced or purchasing a new one you just place a little "dry ice" into it instead of resolving the situation and making the situation "right its the quick fix. can describe a person on the rebound ie: not looking for a good close relationship, just something to tide you over, like a rebound. Basically a quick fix and not resolving the problem.
"my girlfriend just gave me the boot, so I am looking for a little dry ice" in the meantime. or ""My husband does not want to talk about his issues so, we are just putting a little "dry ice " on it for the meantime. This girl was just like "dry ice" to me util my girlfriend comes back to me. Nothing serious.