A fork of Rural Dictionary
something dropped in a sentence or as a response to mess around with your clueless friends.
that is so magic glitter sparkles
Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.
Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!
Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
Able to do something retarded in a magical way
*Friend loses his car in a parking lot*
You: Your fucking magical
Swag and cool fella with a big penis and has tons of women on his cock all the time
I love Magic Dino he is so cool