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A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.

Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece

by gitonga August 19, 2018

Bell piece

A 40 year old bald midget who works as a plasterer

That wall needs skimming, better call the bell piece.

by PantySniffer123 August 31, 2017

White Sliced piece of bread

A person who is bland, plain, or devoid of any character whatsoever.

John’s cousin is like a white sliced piece of bread; he’s fucking boring.

by March 02, 2022

crush piece

a person of the opposite sex mainly used for sexual activities. relations don't typically include much more interaction than weekend/late night phone calls and rendezvous.

mike: "hey dude what are you doing tonight?"
brian: "i'm getting blacked out then hitting up my crush piece for some action."

by san_d May 22, 2009

vada piece

A piece of shit or outdated electronic device

When Jason pulled out his Nokia 6500 classic, Chris told him to "put that vada piece away!"

by x spliff x May 08, 2009

Lego Piece #26047

This Lego piece is a plate that has a modified one by one rounded bar with a handle. It has been used in 350 sets, the most of them being in the Lion Dance from 2020 with 26 of them.

Got to snap on the 26th Lego Piece #26047

by StarfyStars March 13, 2021

fuck on the chain piece

Meaningfuck it we ball” or “fuck it

“Hey tom go jump into that lake fully clothed

bet fuck on the chain piece”

by Finch is cool 69 May 08, 2024