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skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit February 27, 2016

smooth skin mcgee

a sexist

smooth skin mcgee is evil

by Li´l child March 08, 2019

Skin Of The Day

The Ultima Knight Main

person 1: you know skin of the day?

person 2: yeah he’s the ultima knight main

by SpiderApples41 September 06, 2021

catching skins

Having sex with a woman from a different race

I was catching skins with all the latinas when I went to Mexico

by Shownaa September 25, 2017

DICK SKIN

DICK SKIN is primarily the name of a dude who enjoy pounding off to other dudes. People who are jealous or envious of there peers will call them DICK SKIN because they have penis envy. Some sex offenders use the name DICK SKIN to call there buddys because they have butt sex fantasy’s about them.

Hey Jason have you seen Johnny Dick Skins facebook lately? (Jason) No Tim i have not, also your on the “List” and should get off the internet!!!

by Timmy the Toucher January 29, 2022

Dick skin

When one's skin on the neck drupes or becomes wrinkled.

Yo bro look at yo neck it's dick skinned.

by WickedRiceball April 12, 2017

Ass skin

Skin on ur ass that guys like to frickle frackle dickle dackle pickle packle tickle tackle billy backle fuck

Beckey: Omg! She has such an Ass Skin!!
Jessica: What's her skin care routine???

by Slay Boss Bitch July 01, 2023