A fork of Rural Dictionary
A strange man standing about 5'10.25, who sweats profusely even in the winter.
It smells weird, I bet Jackson Praed is here
When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.
That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.
A idiot saints fan who is still trying to defend a failed organization called the New Orleans saints. He is a horrible bio partner with adhd and wont invite me to the adhd club and he thinks chris olave is cool, chris olave is not cool
Vanko: Hey did you see Jackson today? Brody: No.......Jackson Bluetooth is a lil cornball
Well I'm upper-upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire I've got big balls Oh, I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night (oh) We've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls Dirty big balls He's got big balls She's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls) (We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls) Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls) Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Jackson Faber us so hot and sexy and i wanna suck is massive cock while he shoots an 1911 into the air
A jerk who you learn to trust once you become friends and will do anything to help you
That guy is like a Jackson Pelphrey. Get to know him.
A boy that lost his virginity at 15, to a 16 year old girl called Megan Hughes. He got hella lucky cause she had a massive badonkadonk, and a fairly decent rack, they had wild sex all night long
Guy 1 - hey dude I finally lost my virginity last night!! Guy 2 - eh wtf you’re only 15, your such an Adam Jackson
A really loser made man who claims to "know the methods" but really is just a COCK SUCKING gaylord...
Bucks: How did you hear about Jackson Lee??? Johnny; On Grindr