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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place. After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.

Haunting the Church: Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups." Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure." Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight." Bro 2: "Spooky..."

by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 07, 2021

Haunted doll

I doll that is like possessed like dont mess with them

Hey! how are you my haunted doll killed me last night.

by Urrrrrr mommm June 19, 2022

Haunted house

Haunted house was a parody comedy movie with one of the Waynes brothers it is hilarious

I like that part when the ghost fucked each one of them in the movie a haunted house

by Certified concoction September 10, 2020

Haunted House

a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house. I warned you!

haunted house

by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020