Country Dictionary

Any girl named Hayley

Guy 1: Man that girls such a Hayley
Guy 2: Yeah a total basic bitch

Charlotte Hirst and her fried eggs

Charlotte is such a basic bitch

Why?

She has Haribo fried eggs

Me, apparently.

I’m a basic bitch, like Brad

Paige Haskey

“paige called me basic bitch the other day, but she is”