A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gawky Guy, kinda awkward
Usually late
Sorry I slept in
I totally William Bensoned it
That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.
Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.
Freddie Benson is an technical producer of iCarly. He worked at Pear Store and had crush on Carly Shay. He also dated her and Sam Puckett.
Y'know, Carly, being Freddie Benson, I think miss Briggs and Mr. Howard are doing a great job as our new co-principals.
Play on Drunk Uncle and Uncle Bensons rice. Especially useful (mean) when person is black, male, drunk & name contains benson.
Druncle Benson sits on hill watching his harem of hoes.
Druncle Benson loud drunk ass always gotta be the center of attention...