Country Dictionary

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

She hates me

Bralene: "I need head" (she hates you)

a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power

(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal

Man I need a therian gf (it's over)

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1

Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!