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Cottage Cheese Pants

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!

"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"

by Hayley is the sex July 06, 2006

cottage cheese hen

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.

Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."

by Jacobill April 18, 2008

Cottage cheese legs

When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.

dude, did you see those legs?

Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!

by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015

cottage grove middle school

basic public middle school in minnesota. most kids here are either crackheads, quiet, or retarded. if you go here, you at least know one kid who does drugs.

“cottage grove middle school sucks.”

by stank woman March 10, 2020

swiss cottage secondary school

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????

swiss cottage secondary school no money sia

by suzzybaka August 23, 2021

cottage cheese canyon

when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way

look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.

by blaine zalewski April 15, 2008

Cottage Grove middle school

A school full of crackheads cottage Grove middle School kids are good kids but they can become a little crazy LOL when they're on crack legit aunt cottage Grove middle school kids can throw some hands don't test them 🤚

How are the kids at cottage Grove middle school?:there crazy and fearless

by My clothing May 29, 2020