A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one has sex on their period and their discharge combines with semen.
Last night Greg and I fr made Cranberry Yogurt, relieved my cramps so nice.
When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.
Zac: did you have sex last night? Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.
A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.
Sister: OMG! Did you just fart? Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago. Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger? Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.
When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.
'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'
adv; to wrap dental floss around the head of a penis very tightly and then induce orgasm. Called the cranberry technique because the head of the penis resembles a cranberry oddly enough.
I tried to cranberry technique my mans last night, only ended up with half a shaft left.
noun: a term used to describe a man who will come to your house and knock then bust the door open and finally sing a song about sprite cranberry
During Christmas a sprite cranberry happened
noun the nectar and ambrosia of the gods if you drink it you probably are a god
My friend thought it would be funny if he stole some sprite cranberry