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Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)

Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.

by Hippiechick May 14, 2013

Squirrel Feeder

When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.

“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”

by BeeRandi September 05, 2019

Squirrel feeder

A person that has to feed the squirrels because they cant see.

Brian Davis, to the squirrel feeder.
The squirrles are hungery, Brian Davis, come feed them, you Syuirrel Feeder!

by number#1fan April 25, 2018

Feeder

Feeder is a guy that gives kills to the enemy team.
Theofilos is a feeder for example.
Do NOT be Theofilos

Theofilos:I’m a feeder

by Leiva November 20, 2021

Feeders

A large set of breasts of said women by the initials of G J

If a found a genies lamp, I’d ask for a shot of those feeders

by Joebradley March 12, 2023

Feeders

A large set of breasts of said women by the initials of G J

If a found a genies lamp, I’d ask for a shot of those feeders

by Joebradley March 12, 2023

feeder

Feeder (Adj.): A Player in a video game who constantly dies to the opposing team giving them boosts in items such as gold, exp, abilities etc. Giving them the name, Feeder.

(Used as an insult, example: You suck, you're such a feeder!")

Or
Player: "Dude stop feeding the other team! Now they're 2k gold ahead!"

by TydeTwists April 15, 2016