A fork of Rural Dictionary
Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
Anus, shit pipe, durgo, chimney, sewer pipe.
Big Pat: Dal, I heard you had a date with the barmaid from the Dog and Duck last night.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.
CUNNY LITTER = THE DRIED AND FLAKY WHITE DISCHARGE IN A WOMAN'S PANTIES.
Cunny Litter is to pussy, what Parmesan Cheese is to Pasta 🍝
when a greasy teen pops his or hers pimples and it gets on the mirror
fuck bro that was a litter mirror
To have a three-some
She asked us if we wanted to Split A Litter.
person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler
person two: wait your secretly who?
Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!
Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"
Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"
Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"