A fork of Rural Dictionary
national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now. overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?" "Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah” “Yeah?” “Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!” “Oh bet”
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck? Uhh why? Because it’s National fuck your crush day Wooow that was smooth... sure
April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'
its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck Yes
National fuck day is on April, 19th,its fun, you can fuck someone, yea that's it, have fun.
what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real
person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?" person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"