Country Dictionary

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Joust

The act of two people whipping out their dick and fighting each other only using the dick.

Best Friend 1 - Hey dude want to joust in my room?
Best Friend 2 - Sure I'm going to shrek you!

by TheJouster9/11 April 07, 2016

joust

To compete closely for superiority

He had to joust to win

by shark opinions April 16, 2018

Joust

To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.

Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.

by Rild June 23, 2014

Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting

"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"

by Gabe Larson May 06, 2008

Motorcycle jousting

Two men using their manhood to perform a jousting duel (most commonly on a motorcycle) in a SFW way

Maxence stood no chance in his motorcycle jousting duel against Jan

by dictlover6969 May 06, 2021

one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 07, 2014