A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.
Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!
1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe
2) Alternative Metal band from the UK
Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.
Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP
Sexy giraffe is a term used referring to the sexiest member of the giraffe society. (Grandma Tori)
Did you see 'sexy giraffe' yesterday at the mall?? I didn't know she could get even hotter!
some mudafuckin cool ass beetle that has a long ass neck and shizz
guy1: i cant wait to own a giraffe weevil!
guy2: dude, you are so fuckin cool.
the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.
tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.
The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.
Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.