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Baron

Leaving you when they promise something.

AMBATUKAMMMM baron

by bouttakam33 May 01, 2023

Baron

A man who gets no females, he is a lowlife who does nothing but stargaze.

Look at baron looking in his telescope. What a fucking nerd.

by ihaveabigbooty August 28, 2022

Baron

Beautiful, handsome, every single girl in a 50 mile radius has a wet pussy when near a person name Baron.

Girl: Why am I so wet?
Girl 2: probably a Baron nearby

by Baron The Great September 13, 2020

Red Baron

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.

matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass

by justin vanover September 19, 2007

Red Baron

An erection covered in menstrual blood.

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."

by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021

Baron's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.

A mighty Baron's Pocket there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.

"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024