A fork of Rural Dictionary
Big headed hairy caveman named cole.
Big hairy headed caveman named cole, “I break big rock with big head, I eat big rock, use big rock to make fire, cook rock over fire, to eat more big rock.”
A person who is dumb at using technology in minecraft.
Nick is a fucking caveman at using tech mods in minecraft.
Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.
What Phil's thinking: Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job. Carol-Sup boy! Phil-I didn't do shit! Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory? Phil-Yeah.
Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things
Piss off Mark you greasy caveman
Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.
Zara: Are you filing your nails? Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman
A long Hairy clit that was once a man but now a women
I was surprised to find It had a caveman club between her legs instead of just a vagina
When your dude is a weak bitch and pisses you off you manhandle him bitch slap him and drag tom out of the house by his hair kicking and screaming.
My dude pissed me off so I" cavemanned"his punk ass.